To teach, you must be willing to let others do it poorly.

This part is far more difficult than it sounds.

This one is stellar.

If you are arrested, you become a Pokémon named Lawyer.

Nowadays, it’s disappearing ink. It doesn’t have to be erased; it erases itself.

Oh, I thought of another, which I’ve said to my kid hundreds of times over the years:

‘It’s better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it’, typically with things like an umbrella or water.

Before the major flip during the Southern Strategy of the 60s/70s, though.

That’s sort of what I meant by crossover issues early on making even ‘conservative’ and ‘progressive’ muddy, even beyond ‘Republican’ and ‘Democratic’ being basically meaningless to our modern ears.

Please do not nail or hammer your testicles. And above all else, don’t google that.

Ooh, along this line:

No matter what you do, pay your accountant and attorney first.

My father always said ‘wherever you go, there you are’. Meaning don’t be afraid to explore and be comfortable wherever you find yourself.

Then again, when my stepmother hadn’t taken a turkey out to thaw in time for a family dinner such that it was still a bit frozen and she couldn’t get its legs apart to stuff it, he suggested she give it a margarita. So perhaps his advice wasn’t as sage as it sounded.

e: another gem from him, which should be on our family crest: ‘no project is too big to start’. Yeah, maybe don’t take that one to heart.

Getting Earthbound vibes from the screenshot. Nice.

Dumb as potted light bulbs.

Tbf, I’ve no room to talk. I had a friend who constantly told me ‘at least you’re pretty’.

That was when republicans were the progressives and democrats were the conservatives, though.

Before the party flip, it makes little sense to refer to ‘republicans’ and ‘democrats’. Those labels changed, not only in their values, but what the ‘conservative’ and ‘progressive’ platforms even were at that time, since there were different crossover issues than in today’s society.

Have you seen photos when she was just starting out? Stunner.

A potentially mind-blowing thing that really drives this point home:

Obama is half-black and half-white (black father and white mother). He’s often and comfortably claimed to be the first black president, but never referred to as a white president, though he’s equally both.

Some races and ethnicities have historically been considered as subtractive, and this is the often unconsidered evil of ethnic or cultural allegiance.

Fandom has become progressively more fucked and unusable over the years. Can’t remember the last time I visited that site, it’s been a long while, but I remember being more than mildly infuriated.

Shut your mouth, @ShadyPinesMa85. Bea Arthur was a bombshell. Did you see her in the Star Wars Holiday Special? Seductive as fuck. Chef’s kiss.

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Have you ever been to Alabama?

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