The goblins were alerted by the bucket, but it was because Gandalf lost his shit that they swarmed. Fool of a Maia!

I have those random realisations on the theme of ‘hey that woman who was on my sofa last month wanted to have sex with me’

Make sure you’re really mean else I may not notice.

The front garden is not space to get cozy in the UK, especially if you live somewhere where neighbours pose for compo face for the local paper, have a triple head crease at the head neck neutral zone, keep white goods or sofas in the front garden etc. I expect if you explore the area where this photo was taken, there is a pub with a flat roof and no other amenities than a chip shop, bookies, vape shop.

For the record, I absolutely love places like this

This might get me banned from the community, but on several occasions I’ve watched the fellowship up until Frodo wakes up in Rivendell and then gone to bed. It’s a natural enough ending when I’ve bitten off more than I can chew.

Shoes ok downstairs, but usually off except for if I’m about to go out and roaming about finding things. Guests do what they prefer and I usually mention it’s fine to leave them if they prefer. I think the fact that I have dogs is important. My floor normally has paw prints and hair so I wouldn’t expect a person to take off their shoes downstairs, it’s pretty much like the dogs leave their shoes on spoiling it for everyone.

There’s shampoos that are safer for animals, it’s not unheard of to wash animals but completely unnecessary based on what you’re describing. So long as you don’t do it too often or cause undue stress, it’s your time and money so go for it.

Alternatively, you could provide them with specific dust to bath in that won’t discolor them. You can mix herbs and perfumed things in to the dust which can even have some health benefits.

Makes more sense when you consider him a Russian asset; weakening NATO and the US position as a super power.

I’ve got some leghorn mixes with the same black splodges. They’ve been non stop all winter, which I didn’t expect.

Developing your pieces and contesting the centre instead of capturing pawns in the opening will always give you a playable position. Sometimes a pawn is actually free, but in general you can focus on development without being worse off. Get it wrong and that extra pawn might make the rest of the game an uphill battle.

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The climb is so trivial for him that it is just easy money. I’m an amateur climber and I would do this if I was given the permission and 1/10th of the money.

Yes there’s a chance of things going wrong, but it’s like betting against Anthony Joshua in his Jake Paul cash grab. Maybe even less risk than that.

His previous solos were more outrageous but always treated with a degree of respect and preparation. It’s what has put him in a position to be able to do this exhibition.

Your outrage is exactly the kind of thing Netflix want and it’s why it’s been done live.

I’ve always liked how this show seems to concentrate on stories other than the championship, I’ll be interested to see what they have in store.

Holy shit is that real? I saw the first and had no interest in the rest.

Here’s one extreme example of what they are describing, other situations might also be bowed, twisted etc.

You burn your anus

I better use some military just in case I start imperialism. You know I’m automatically attracted to oil resources —I just start seizing them. It’s like a magnet. Just seize. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a US President, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the state leader. You can do anything.

Return of the King should have been 2 films, it just isn’t up there for me. Still love it, but those first two are another level.

I’m not sure they measure things that much? Isn’t it cut from this thing to that thing and the length isn’t important. Then if two cut bits are going together then it’s fairly malleable stuff, plus it organically repairs. At least that’s my guess, in case a surgeon isn’t able to reply.

If this takes off it could be a great thing for conservation. Frogs are in a lot of trouble!

Sadly I’m not so sure, but I like to be optimistic

Great work. I’ve already voted. It’s so close still, maybe the propaganda will be needed