from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity
from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity
Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)
loathed by every person that takes their mp3 tags seriously
🎵 Ooh fuucck
I see he’s got a rock
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🎵 Oh geee
There goes Cestus III
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
You know he ain’t gonna fly
Is that the reason behind the “dragon abducts a princess” trope? They’re trying to sabotage the competition?
a series of golf balls fly out
How much Brien is on this space station?
🎶Data was a man~
I mean, he was an android-man!
Or maybe he was just an android…
But he was still DATAAAAAAAAAA🎵
Logic-gating the database!
Logic-gating the problems!
Logic-gating all the crewmates
And their pond’rous emotions!
Pond’rous emotions!!
And the Spot mews in the NIIYIIIIIGGHHHTTT
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Do they have subtitles in jive?
probably something like this
Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.
They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).
Put simply, it is always Monday in space.