Right, I don’t care who the fuck you are or if you’re some kind of NHS consultant, if someone phones you. PHONES YOU! And tells you something like this, despite clear warnings from every bank and banking app you ever had not to believe them, and you believe it, I’m not going to feel sorry for you or blame your other banking app
You might’ve grown up thinking that was a proper bakery but it definitely isn’t
You’re absolutely the exception, not the rule
Take your tiny-penis truck and leave, there’s a good fella
He’s lying, I saw Track Shovel in a cafe last week and it’s definitely just Dougie Jones in a massive latex fat suit
That, and also the mayor of Paris is on a massive anti-SUV bender at the moment, hiking up parking charges to discourage people from driving them
The judge has probably been told to send a message.
You don’t. Fuckin. Need. An SUV. You. Cunt
Not so much “Tread on me” as “Please stamp viciously and repeatedly on my testicles”
I think the outrage is due to the fact it was a cyclist. You can try driving round Paris and it’ll take years off your life.
Cycling is a whole different story. Drivers respect cyclists and give them a wide berth; they won’t overtake unless they can leave at least a metre. It’s just the done thing
Damn right this cunt should have the book thrown at him
artisan
Supermarket
You may only pick one
Do yous not have proper bakeries?
A french bakery is called a boulangerie, because for centuries bread was prepared in a bowl, or boule. That gave the loaves a particular round shape, like an inverted bowl
Amazingly, it wasn’t until the late 17th century that someone thought, “You know what, I could make this into different shapes, like maybe a stick shape!”
I did exactly the same thing, and it’s difficult. Particularly at an older age!
But it’s not learners that make mistakes like saying “on accident”, it’s mostly native speakers. And then they pass on their mistakes to non native speakers
It’s perfectly fine to call them out on it.
no photographer who included human subjects would be able to make a living.
Sounds great to me! But then, I’m a deranged lunatic from the Taliban
“On accident” can’t be right because it makes me want to chop off all your fingers so you can never type again
You can say 40%. The numerically literate, non-credit-card owners will understand
I commented once about what a ripoff credit cards are and how they haven’t really taken off in other countries because they’re basically a scam.
I got verbally attacked by people telling me how great they are because they give you cashback
They genuinely thought the credit card company was giving them free money lmao
Basically the financial wherewithal of Liz fucking Truss
I’ll never understand people who think they can change someone else’s mind on the internet while arguing about religion or politics
I tried and it’s just a bunch of legal firms offering advice. There is also a result by the FBI themselves, trying to sell you a copy of your rap sheet lol
Fantastic news for nature documentary makers who are married to taxidermists
I would also mention that you need to spend quite a bit of your time blocking Japanese cartoon communities lol
I think it’s lovely that your friends respect your lifestyle and love you so much that they’re happy to lie to you about your wallpaper-paste scramble 😊