There is 1 good reason to not do this if you live in the US and here’s why. Let’s say you don’t have health insurance. You get a diagnosis and you have cancer. It’s going to cost 10 jillion dollars to do anything about it because healthcare providers don’t give regular people the same prices as the health insurance companies get charged. Well lets say a year later you get a job with health insurance. Now you can’t have health insurance cover that because they can prove it’s a “preexisting condition”. Have fun getting all your wages confiscated due to all that medical debt so you’ll have to choose between dying in homelessness or having to flee to a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US. Or maybe Mike Johnson will let you live out the rest of your days in gulag out of generosity.

If you know something is wrong with you and are in a similar situation you’re probably just better off making the most of the time you have left on your own terms.

shitty ask reddit. In this case it’s called shitty ask hilarious chaos. We need more quality text shitposting participants.

This is the sad truth. Americans care far more about forcing their ideology on others than they do about their own well-being. If people actually took a second to think “how will this fuck me over” instead of “but what if good things happen to the types of people I don’t like” then life would be a whole lot better for everyone.

I mean as much offense as possible when I say: making life harder just because it “brings people closer to God” is the wrong way to run things and always has been.

I kind of already did that all that stuff. During the pandemic I saw the writing on the wall: the united states is doomed to fail unless we get major reforms that are never going to happen.

I bought a cheap lathe. I then built a furnace and a burner. I then built an end mill out of scrap metal which I then used to build a forced air intake burner so I can melt stuff with less fuel. I’ve researched and experimented with electronics to the point I can build just about anything. Electric motors, computer logic, you name it. It helps that I have a computer engineering degree anyway. I found a decent way to produce my own double layer circuit boards which is going to pay off now that custom pcb services will become 100% unattainable by normal people. Right now I’m engineering a way to build a brushless motor controller, completely out of trash without buying anything of course.

I’ve learned how to make my own lead acid battery plates. I’ve figured out enough chemistry on my own to make all the bases and acids in at least some capacity out of stuff I can acquire for either free or really cheap.

I still have a lot to learn and a lot to do but i’m far enough along I can continue doing that no matter how much worse and more expensive society becomes.

I’m ready for the bitter fucking end of modernity. I’m not living like people did in the 1600s, period. And I definitely won’t be helping people who supported things I oppose.

People who believe that people with nonphycoactive thc metabolites in their system are less valuable than people that don’t are worthless pieces of human trash themselves. I’m not sorry, I just want to be allowed to be happy.

Turns out I failed that homework assignment because the answer was “your mom”. I should have clarified that I am going to school for a masters degree in butt cumming.

I got cum in the charging port and now it only charges if I put the usb-c connector in the right side up instead of any side up. Also cum started oozing out where the camera is.

uuh. I tried but I got my dick stuck in a fan. I have no idea how this happened honest.

How do I convince f*males to send me more dickpics tho?

It wouldn’t HAVE to be endless suffering if it wasn’t for the majority of people living their lives for reasons besides than to be happy.

Making society and life in general more difficult just because “it brings us closer to God” is the wrong way to run things and always has been.

Fuck yeah this is how cum will win 🍆💦💦💦

I didn’t have to poop so a waited until the next day, pooped out more shit and then wiped it with poop. Now my phone has multiple layers of poop on it. I cummed on it though so its ok because cum won, but now I have to explain this to people who see me using my phone in public.

Turns out it was actually and indeed up inside my asshole. Thanks for the help!

wow I’ll take a gram of whatever that was

“stop being such an asshole” may have been the nicest thing anyone irl has said to me in a while

One time I accidentally fell dick-first into your mom and got stuck. I tried to get up but her gravitational pull was so great that it kept pulling me right back in. After several attempts to get unstuck, the thrusting motion accidentally made me cum in her and I couldn’t stop cumming so it was like a waterhose filled with cum and it kept spewing everywhere. The cum then started cumming out faster and before I knew it I was being launched into the stratosphere.

Cum won.

this is how cum will win

The Ohio Supreme Court ruled that boneless chicken tenders are allowed to have bones in them. Boneless chicken tenders are usually an absolute S-tier food but they become F tier if I have to actually deal with the fucking bones. Fuck Ohio.

Litigation via anus is gay regardless of which genders are involved. This detail however is only relevant for tax filing purposes.