Changing my name to Johnny American, I will become the global version of Florida man representing the US.
Changing my name to Johnny American, I will become the global version of Florida man representing the US.
She reminds me of Janet Fist, vigilante receptionist
My printer sits on an activated trapdoor above a shark tank. I’ve spent so much on printers trying to learn all the normal noises. Also sharks, turns out ink in the tank is not great for them.
Kudos for including the duration of the video so I know I’m not jumping into a 3 hour video essay
Missing the astrology references and transphobic remarks
I switched to Android when they did this with the iPhone 4S after the 5’s had come out. Fool me once and all that
Rocko’s Modern Life
Ren and Stimpy
Spider-man: The Animated Series
Mobius partisanship
I have no idea why they sent me a thermonuclear device, I ordered an Xbox controller
Ill tempered sea bass
Must be the purging of the RINOs I’ve heard so much about
Former attendee at the method one clinic
Double great. Trying to remember if there was another name he went by when he did the band album.
Lakeman*, or Tavner, or Chip the cup.
I read it as he’s performing a press check in preparation for shooting the person next to him.
Presumably, Bond did a bunch of shooting to get to the point where the comic starts. The gun is potentially dirty enough where failure to feed or extract may be happening. A simple push of the slide back enough to verify that he’s got a live round chambered might save him from having to resort to other methods to silence the other person in the comic.
“Okay fine, but you have to pinky promise you won’t shoot up any schools like you told those people online.”
Enough to be covered in entrails, providing a nice segue to an encore performance of Shake It Off.
This is what bugs me about the modern Chinese Communist Party, these developers need a taste of what happened to landlords during the Land Reform Movement.
<Beach Boys voice>
Ooh, we wanna take him to Guantanamo Take him there fast Where he’ll get tortured slow That’s where we want him to go Way down to Guantanamo