Well butter my burger and call me custard! This is almost as wholesome as the streets around South Bend, IN!

Nature is healing!

“We play on the throne”

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

A worthy reason to lose that rank pip.

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

The programmer’s fallacy: it worked on my machine!

They just failed to mention that their “AI” stand for “All Indians”

But what does Dupree have to say about it?

I’m not your pal, hombre