This is a grave. Leave them there! What will we do with 476 whale ghosts, huh? It’s going to be absolute carnage

Cold brew

I read “in all furness” and I was like “it’s a furnace, Your Furness“

For me it’s the walls that get me down, as soon as I’m on my phone in the park I’m fine. And I am stupidly chatty in stores, no better place to be socially awkward because even if you go back it’s tabula rasa

Did I scroll to the end of lemmy? What is this place

Many teammates were running roughly double that distance. Viewed purely through the numbers, the player appeared to be underperforming. But when coaches reviewed the footage, they discovered something entirely different.

“This specific player was always in the right spot in the perfect tactical position,” says Passos. “He was a very efficient player.”

Wdyk data driven is stupid

Boo I only see top halves

The damage is done in the UK. The regulation needs to be written with privacy first, or it will undoubtedly be taken advantage of by bad actors. To think anything else is possible under capitalism is dangerously stupid.

Australia’s social media ban – is it working?

Obviously regulation has been and is always better than prohibition. Prohibition is a lazy “quick win” political move and always has been.

The idiocy of fascism. First they convinced the scared racists, then the scared parents, who will be left to stand for up for our internet freedoms

This is nonsense. “Social networks” started off as homebrew unregulated unmoderated forums, and there’s arguably more ways than ever to spin up your own. This is what kids will do if we ban rather than regulate. It’s literally the same for every prohibition.

People are arguing that these measures are not only myopic and pointless, but they are dangerously stupid to support wrt government overreach and surveillance. And that affects everyone, especially the children they are so keen on “protecting” right now.

Wrong

So much of our energy is now spent fighting engagement bait, the constant assault is exhausting (apologies for baiting an interaction)

There are innumerable far more dangerous things we teach them to protect themselves from. Which who knows could come in handy once they turn 16

…it’s gonna fill me

Tfw you realise every single one of your gfs, bffs, family members are ND

The worst punishment anyone could inflict on those who govern and police us today would be to compel them to live in a society in which everything they’ve done is regarded as embarrassing

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We must protect the sausages with the Sausage Safety Act!

But my phone has GLONASS too?

Jesus if my oven got to 425 it would cook pizza in seconds