PeelerSheila

Oh, I gotcha fam

Lol that’s good, only need to add a gladiator style ring of audience members judging 😆

My god they were good, even if I looked like a cartoon character who consumed alum afterwards.

Mine were, lol… both were pretty keen on doing a runner as soon as they were released from the confines of a stroller/car/parent, and I had foot issues after the 2nd pregnancy (plantar fasciitis for example) so i didn’t fancy my chances of hobbling after them. My chase-hobbling looked like a John Cleese silly walk on speed so the cuddly toy baby leash backpack was employed. When my mum passed away and I was clearing out the cupboards I found a 70s baby leash with parental wrist strap… looks like the apple didn’t run far from the tree 😆

So hungry with this weather!

You could always tell the pissheads in my street lol including us

It used to be better. Now it’s so expensive for what it is.

Breadtop 🤤

😍She is a real cutie!

I’ve done very little today except prepare meals for family and watch short films (thankyou to those who mentioned it in yesterday’s thread, it’s an addictive habit lol). I bought Miniest an ocarina as part of her birthday present and they had one with a cracked glaze for cheap, so I got it as well. We’ve been attempting to play them and the eldest said it’s like being in a room full of apprentice snake charmers. I can sort of play “The Rose” but it’ll take a fair bit more practise before I can play well. Drew us a D major finger position chart thingy, which really helps.

This happens to me at the one in Coburg near the Coles all the time! I get pedestrian rage 😡

Lol I used to have this am pm shift happening when I did rotating day/night shift. I’d wake up in a darkened room with an analogue clock and no idea whether it was say 2am or 2pm. Very disorientating!

Gorgeous Gibson 😍

Q: What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head?

A: Doug.

Q: What do you call a guy without a shovel in his head?

A: Douglas.

Q: What do call a guy with a seagull on his head?

A: Cliff.

Q: What do you call a guy floating off the end of a pier?

A: Bob.

Q: What do you call a guy tied up in a bag of leaves?

A: Russell.

Q: What do you call a guy with a picture frame around his neck?

A: Arty.

Q: What do you call a guy with scoliosis?

A: Archie.

Q: What do you call a guy with 50 rabbits up his bum?

A: Warren.

Just because things don’t work out with a person, doesn’t mean that you’re not “good enough.” I’m glad you’re far enough away from that past that you can look back on it as the past, if that makes sense.

It reads like some indecipherable language but I’ll get there!

Oh thankyou!

An Irish one

Happy Feaster to all! Jeez that Lindor ball chocolate stuff is rich as 🤰🏻I regret nothing! A BBQ will be had this Arvo which, if I time it right, will eliminate the need for cooking dinner.

In other news I’m trying to teach myself to crochet with YouTube videos and an ancient book. Great hobby to take up when my work is very hand related, bloody genius move 🤦🏻‍♀️ But behold, my first project!

It is actually wearable, which I’m actually shocked by, but even more shocking is both Minipeelers actually like it! The ancient book:

They’re doing controlled burns over Easter weekend. Lots of them.