Couldn’t leave the post completely normal now could I

First time I checked the numbers of the community in a while and its doing really well!

Also led to all the other similar communities!

Right out of a romance novel

Thats high praise for 5 characters lol

You were so close to understanding it that I genuinely thought you were trolling lmao

Think it’s illegal now, the pig tearing

That checks out

This seems right, but what on earth is a teacher hotel

The hotel at the end makes me think its smth deliberate and other commenters have some good guesses!

When I try

I hadn’t quite picked up the excitement in the name. But in hindsight, that caps in quite excited

Yet another win for the human race 💪

I had hotel aaaand thats it

That was a reading hint I gave, its how you ought to read the post for it to make sense.

People be possessive

Its the hope that kills you

My brain is melting

Links are no issue!

You shouldn’t didn’t don’t does the do