Jesus jumped up christ!!! What a glutton for punishment! I can not even fathom that… I was married once, and after my divorce, I thought “I will never do that again.”

My ex and I continued to co-parent, she got engaged and pregnant, then they split up. We continued to coparent, qnd eventually she came to me and confessed undying love to me and begged to get back together.

I told her we could try and work things out, but I would never get married again. So we tried and lo and behold a few months later she was pregnant with someome elses child.

Needless to say, each time she has begged to get back together in the 8 years since her 3rd child, i have declined.

I cant imagine marrying and divorcing her 3 MORE TIMES!

Hookworm infections are definately in decline due to wearing shoes. Ill take shoes over hookworms.

No. Its going to continue getting worse unfortunately…

My steppe herder is stuck in the dryer… i have to go help.

We had water bottles way before plastic… we used wood, mud, clay, stone, and animal parts to store water before recorded history…

So interesting creatures we dont understand, do ineresting things we dont understand.

The pope is catholic. The catholic bible is definately homophobic. It has multiple references to a man lying with a man, and man treating a man as a woman.

Stage 47 cancer, which some people say is the best cancer. My uncle had stage 47 cancer, so I knows alot about stage 47 cancer! It almost got my uncle assasinated too! So he started developing anti assasination batteries. I have made better batteries though. Batteries so great that if i had one in my boat, and it was sinking, id jump and get eaten by a shark, because the battery would kill me worse than a shark. So i also think Ohio loves me most.

We all know that “healthcare” companies are rotten scumbags who dont care about the health of individuals, but could The Guardian have identified something by The Guardian to prove by the Guardian that these united healthcare companies were doing something The Guardian thought proved these companies were scumbags by The Guardian? Also, The Guardian.