PrunesMakeYouPoop

The windows key is the best key for determining whether or not your keyboard disconnected, or if windows itself has locked up.

*you’re

The average person has one boob and one testicle.

Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they’re comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they’re oil stained, not worn-through.

I love my redwings.

It’s a sailboat!

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

I mean, you kinda were.

I just use the printer at work.

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Vulcan 500 with a heavy wrist.

I want to like electric motorcycles, but they’re either more expensive than a decent car, or are obviously designed by non-biker engineers that don’t understand what bikers want.

*cries in 100 miles to reserve

Will the golden crane fly again?

Maybe he shouldn’t have spent so much money on avocado toast and fancy covfefe.

It’s what I imagine goblin cum tastes like. Fucking vile.

Hopefully it’s about defending the city from the trollocks and darkspawn. That was one of my favorite chapters from the books.

It’s more complicated than that. Don’t be a dick to someone on the edge.