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Cake day: June 6th, 2024

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  • Not to mention, when Sarah was pregnant with L, she made a big deal about how she wasn’t going to adhere to gender norms, etc. That’s the whole thing: don’t pretend and lie to get inclusivity points- which in and of itself is offensive- but it’s exactly what she does with everything she does or says. She manipulates her audience for likes/follows from new audiences. She’s so gross.
















  • He had to dress up like Eagles Kelcw for her birthday, so she ordered him the same flip-flop/thong sandals as Kelce. When she opened them, he said, “Yeah, but you know I don’t like things between my toes.” Sarah said, “You’ll adjust.” Checks out with her feelings about consent being annoying because “I just want him to do what I want him to do- nobody else can do it” when referencing her fantasy of him pretending to breastfeed from her on a podcast.


  • Cue the reel in front of the castle, some fireworks, saying yes, having kids years apart, her Disney cure-all for mental illness, and ads for her grocery delivery, trip planned, and affiliate links for character-themed atrocities. Oh, and their special character-themed restaurant reservations that she planned and budgeted for with her scrappy thrifting skills.