I love that movie. The way they run with blades is so good

Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That’s the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!

When I wonder what heaven is like I imagine going a day without thinking about this Elon Musk motherfucker, then I imagine doing that every day forever and I feel a little closer to Jeebus.

Oh I just found out dust is supposedly harder to blow these days, I was assuming people quit blowing dust because it was unhealthy. Well, anyway, any day I can say “fecal particulates” is a good day

Things haven’t been the same since the world got woke about fecal particulates

This is Fisker’s second bankruptcy

I don’t have one, I’ve literally played 2-3 games in the past 20 years

Don’t feel bad, I don’t even care about video games

If the owner improves the home and the appraisal goes up, wouldn’t rent go up?

The renter pays extra and receives part ownership. So the owner receives this extra money and… just has to keep the money on hand in case the renter leaves years down the road?

The whole thing is a legal nightmare. Owners would just sell. And who would buy? Corporate landlords who have lawyers who can cut through all this confusion.

Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet and shit on the outside of the urinus

https://youtu.be/bjVNOGEWzv4?si=_JWitI-_8VnwuaLa

That’s how they get ya

Why only the one half? What if I want the other half?

The judge should warn the GOP senators about minding their own fucking business

Or The Peacemaker. He killed a lot of Russians in that movie

I switched in the late 90s to attract women. I still think it’s going to work someday.

As someone who just bought a 10-pack of Oscar Meyer hot dogs at the grocery store for $3.29, I had to click. The article is about hot dogs at sport stadiums. Frankly, I’m surprised they aren’t more expensive seeing as how venues price things astronomically high.

I like to think the road leading into the cul-de-sac is accurate in size and his paths varied by about three road-widths and he was running through people’s yards at times.

(The truth is probably that the app doesn’t draw over previous paths so 450 laps equals 450 lines side-by-side)

Or maybe, and this may sound a little crazy but maybe the guy didn’t eat an airplane

“Gastroenterologists who X-rayed Lotito’s stomach said he was capable of consuming 2 pounds per day, according to his Guinness World Records entry.”

I often read things and think about them and realize that it’s so absurd I can’t believe anyone tried to pass it off as true, and this is one of them.

Gastroenterologist: “Oh yeah, that stomach can consume metal, I know because…” Because what? You’ve been trained to identify stomachs that can digest metal using X-rays? What day of gastroenterologist school was that?

Go Google abdominal X-ray. You can’t even tell where the stomach is, it’s just a cloudy area.

"Oh yeah, that cloudy area there can definitely digest metal, I can tell just by looking at it. I’d say it can digest, say, a pound and a half easily. Probably two pounds. Probably not two and a half though, I can tell just by looking at it that two pounds would be too much. "