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Cake day: August 7th, 2023

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  • Technically I have 15 cats right meow, and it’s too damned many. Had 5, but last summer two stray momma cats gave birth to 4 kittens each, so I spent the summer making friends with them so I could take them in and get them fixed.

    Most are done now, there’s 3 left to get fixed that have to wait until maybe August before I can afford to get them done. (It’s $200 a pop here and I don’t have a lot of spare cash so they’ve been getting done in batches.)

    But at least they’re all happy and healthy and safe aside from the one momma who needed some meds for a bit (She’s better now too).


















  • Jay@lemmy.catoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldHow do you recommend eating this?
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    2 months ago

    Reminds me of a joke I heard…

    Kid goes to his father, Dad what does a vagina look like?"

    Dad: “Before sex or after sex?”

    Kid: “uh… before sex.”

    Dad: “Like a rose, with all it’s pedals in full bloom”

    kid: thinks for a second. “huh ok. What about after sex?”

    Dad “Ever see a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”