Anyone think that Real Madrid would have gazumped us for Raya if Courtois’s injury happened earlier?

No? Just me? Okay.

removes tin foil hat

The bad man is no more 🙌

In all seriousness, surprised he didn’t want to break the all time PL scoring record. Shearer eating good tonight.

Gutted that Trossard isn’t starting. Arguably our best player in preseason.

Guess I have to settle for him coming on in the 63’ and scoring a banger in the 78’ to win us the Community Shield. 😔