Accurate!

Not true. Plenty of people love me and my life is shit

Every day I imagine putting my phone in the toilet :(

I would be most obliged to explain to them

Just feels like a lot of words that don’t say anything…yep that sums up months of midnight meltdowns

Strong passwords are sadly very forgettable

Somebody chuck a rock at it and nock it out like a street lamp. We’re back at ridiculous again

Oh really???

He’s not gonna like the answers this investigation turns up. Let lying dogs lay Donny doo doo

James Donald bowman might have a go at it. Unless he just gets distracted by his couchstituents.

Ok. I literally just had lunch with my mom and pulled up this article. She says, I wonder why people elected him?

She voted for him!!! Ffs!!!🤦

I would buy those slutty breeches

No no no. You see. To maga brown people suffering doesn’t register. They’re perfectly fine because they’re white. Or so they think. He said home grown. That covers alot of ground. But alas, they can’t hear the threat. Gonna be a sad sad day when Brumpo Tungas gets deported

Beyond that, why address it. The tariff bill is inevitable. The cat will fly out of the bag once everyone notices their money doesn’t buy shit anymore. But why address it. Why bring more attention and look so incredibly weak and stupid. Why? Why am I wondering. It’s like trying to understand the secret workings of a nimbly bimbly kitty cat. Makes no sense

Guess what