Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.

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Deleted scene from the Parks and Recreation episode where Ron Swanson gets a circular desk.

That’s so much pot that Snoop is on his way to smoke it

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight.

Well it was Missouri after all. The raccoon was likely breaded and deep fried before the eagle ate it.

I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.

“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”

I used to have an in-ground pool at my home when I lived in Oklahoma. I would float on a pool noodle and sipping beer while listening to reggae. I was in my happy place. I miss having a pool.

They’ll be fine. They mostly go to Cornhub anyway.

Does MTG know that it’s missing from her house yet?

Howard Stern was bashing him pretty good this morning on his radio show. Good kicker but religious nutjob.

Do you have a mobile code?

Whoa. This is heavy.

Hell Bent For Leather - Judas Priest

Puttin’ on the Ritz

The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson

It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post

Never Tear Us Apart - INXS

As someone with one leg 6mm shorter than the other and has had a history of knee/back problems: I wear indoor only crocs w’ foam insole in one croc. You don’t realize how much going barefoot or just socks in your home hurts your feet, knees, or back over time. Crocs have the perfect amount of cushion for me to no longer have constant feet and joint pain. I use Skechers slip-ins for quick outdoor things. I go back and forth between the two as needed without hassle.

Ignore the polls. Get out and vote blue like our democracy depends on it.