I don’t usually donate to charities because the vast majority of the donation never actually goes to the cause it was donated for in the first place. However, I try to give cash to the homeless as often as Ican. On my drive home I frequently see homeless people and I try to give money and also bottled water that I usually have in my car. I don’t know what they’ll use it for, but it’s something I can do right there and then for them and I know they at least have the opportunity to buy some food / necessities, and I know they have water.

That’s where you’re wrong: for nature’s pocket can still be picked and it doesn’t even need to be full to do so

I love the pointy boys that make really good webs!

That looks like an amazing spread for a viewing party. Next time invite me over and we’ll go fuckin wild

That’s the real fucking mystery here

There was also that lady that drove to a gas station on ambien and had sex with a stranger then woke up the next morning and thought she had been raped

JUST KEEP DRINKING WATER AND CONCENTRATING THE SHEER FORCE OF YOUR ANGER INTO YOUR PEEHOLE AND THAT MF WILL FLY OUT OF THERE LIKE A BIRD WITH BACON IN IT’S BEAK

Me immediately subbing to c/dragons

I love doing this to short people, but I do ask first lol

God damn it

This is so true of so many companies nowadays. The fact of the matter is that the big leaps in profit/efficiency/effectivness have basically all happened in most of these industries and so often people are pressed to make these sweeping changes because there isn’t any real way to improve on a system like this.

Probably could be called agnostic or maybe deist. I’m not super familiar with either but that might be what you’re looking for

It’ll crawl into your peehole if you’re not careful

HOW IS A SKELETON WITH NO MUSCLES OR LIGATURE GOING TO CRANK A HOG TO BEGIN WITH? WE DON’T NEED TO ASK THOSE QUESTIONS BROTHER BECAUSE HE IS OBVIOUSLY CRANKIN AT ABOVE 100% AND I’M HERE FOR IT AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fear and loathing in las vegas

Step brothers

The matrix

Hackers

Prince of darkness

The original salem’s lot

Ohio to go box

Huuuuuge paraphrase there but the book is insane and while the kid with the broken leg is away the one who knocked him out of the tree starts wearing the one with the broken leg’s clothes and all kinds of weird shit

And then my dad woke up and savagely beat me with jumper cables

A separate peace was a book we got in highschool where a kid possibly has homosexual feelings for another and throws him out of a tree which shatters his leg and eventually kills him.

That’s pretty skibidi ohio