HONK JESUS HONK
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Even before you were talking about football and baseball I could tell you were US American by going on 5 (five!!) dates before having kissed or fucked lol
I had talked to that girl in a karaoke bar once and we swapped numbers. Had forgotten about her but half a year later she texted me if I was in for a date the same evening. Should have been a red flag already since this is weird, but I was curious… and horny. Date: after 10 minutes of small talk and funny banter she told me that her boyfriend is at home and does not know she’s on a date. No idea why she told me. Was she waiting for some approval? Anyway I was flabbergasted but didn’t decide to call it off right away (I should have but again, I was curious … and horny, even though a little less so now). First hesitated and a few bars and drinks later I decided it’s her responsability not mine and we had some fun later that night and never came back to it until a few weeks later she texted me a whole ‘novel’ full of reproaches, as if I we had had a long relationship and I had broken up on her or so. Absolute weirdo. Friendly reminder to always always ALWAYS wear a condom (I did).
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Science@mander.xyz•Tattoo Ink Moves Through the Body, Killing Immune Cells and Weakening Vaccine Response
91·7 days agoPlease spare us with AI generated images.
German cuisine in one pic.
Gute Frage… 🤔
Or just a good PR stunt to promote Californication back then?
What? I have 6 weeks and my wife 10 weeks of payed leave in the Netherlands. Nobody will expect anything of you in this time. Around childbirth you have 6 weeks as a partner, 3 months as a mom. All payed. Afterwards moms have about 3 months of payed leave, too. Then on top each partner has 3 months of payed parental leave that you can freely distribute over the first 8 years, your employer has basically no say in that. And oh yes, we have affordable public healthcare.
Just saying, in case you were considering…
My goodness this is so full of wrong arguments I don’t even know where to start. If it wasn’t bad enough the almonds and quinoa make it perfect. What’s next? Vegans eat the rainforest because they eat tofu? Veganism is not a diet! Heavens sake. Talk to your ‘good’ lifestock farmers. Ask them if they give their animals names and if no, why. Ps. I am an agronomist with a PhD and became a convinced vegan 5 years back because it’s just the right thing to do in so many ways not only from my professional knowledge but from a point of basic decency.
Sorry who can translate this to a European?
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Technology@lemmy.world•28-pound electric motor delivers 1000 horsepowerEnglish
1·1 month agoFor all non Brits: 1 dogpower = 1005 horsepower It’s an imperial unit. You’re welcome.
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Technology@lemmy.world•ProtonMail Logged IP Address of French Activist; Should You Be Worried About Your Privacy?English
462·1 month agoApart from it’s an old story, discussed already back and forth, Proton’s claims regarding privacy are really weak. Especially when it comes to presenting Switzerlamd as a privacy safehaven. Switzerland is a tax evasion savehaven, not a privacy safehaven, Proton. How Proton puts it: we provide world class privacy (but have to break our claims and comply with Swiss law immediately once there is a legitimate or not request from law enforcement, oepsie sorreyy!)
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Technology@lemmy.world•Aldi just launched its own £16.99 rival to Ring's battery video doorbell – and it's completely subscription-free | TechRadarEnglish
171·1 month agoStop putting bloody cameras bloody everywhere bloody hell!
This is a civil discussion on the internet. It is possible it seems.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago
15·2 months agoJudging from their bellies this is Meal Team 6?
Bought a fp 5 lately. It’s a quality nightmare. Has a bug regarding ‘fluid in usb port’ error message. Consequence: phone does not charge. Phone is brand new. Google the bug. Turns out a hundreds of other users reported the bug already 9 months back via fp user forum. Nothing has happened. They just let it rot.
Sent it to repair. Got it back with the same bug again. Have had all fp models in the past. Was okay happy, but my fp journey ends here. I think the company has serious problems.













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