I don’t know what the hell happened to outlook’s search function with the update to 11, but I’m convinced it was actual sabotage.

Outlook insists that no one has ever sent me anything. If I search for an email from a specific person, that person doesn’t exist. Unless sometimes they do. The first three letters of their last name, out of order? Fine, can find them no problem unless you’re looking for when they sent you an attachment. Then no.

Copy and pasting their name in to the search bar? Who the fuck you talking about guy??

Looking for an email that has “and” in the subject line?

Here’s every email you have with the letter A in it. Hope this helps! By the way have you tried CLAUDE?!

This implies that the administration is capable of seeing much past their nose

My man just wants to be the cover of an adventure magazine

Specifically from at least 1000 years ago

Ok.

What’s your point?

With a press brake it would take a few minutes. Doing something at home with sheet metal that thick is going to be a bear of a job even with a sheet bender. You might be able to find an outfit online willing to do it for you, or at the very least cut the sheets for the fab shop to bed for you first.

Hercule Pupro

My inner child looks like the adult version of Wesley from that one episode, the guy that’s swole and looks absolutely nothing like Will Wheaton.

My next car is going to have physical fucking knobs and buttons.

I’m not buying another car with a tablet to control the media and the climate, regardless of power source. If I have to buy a 10 year old rust bucket I will. I’m not going back to the tablet until there’s literally no other option available.

No, Janeway does the pegging

My favorite movie character: JC

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fuck that here’s the whole thing

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I think it’s like one guy. I have him blocked and I haven’t seen it since.

Also of all the characters to insist upon, why no interrobang‽

Salty malted biscuit cupcakes. Obviously

I think… Maybe… Wait… Wait … Wait … I’m getting an idea … Hold on… I GOT IT.

we feed billionaires their own livers!

Epstein was pretty careful not to talk about actual crimes in a way that would have been recorded. There are numerous instances of him saying they need to take a conversation offline.

“para Espanol, oprima El Numero dos”

Beep

“Aye Chihuahua! You wanna tortilla? I got some tequila! Come on hombre! How you doin ehhh? Orale senior I think you gotta problem yeah?”

“¿…Que carajo es esta mierda?”

They have many fine products on their all products page.

The measure of bitch man?

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