https://controller.wtf/

2 was better in every single way

What was that? Couldn’t hear you from offscreen but I’m gonna kill you anyway. You don’t get a chance to react, you don’t get to avoid it. You just need to memorize where I am. That’s not a bullshit mechanic or anything.

Willow got that “cashier at the end of a Black Friday shift when a customer asks why they are out of the door crasher” kind of look.

To this day my best friend still does a Peter Griffin laugh. Drives me up the wall.

Blaze way down the rebel path! Death to corpos.

That was amazing.

Boomhauer must be Shaggy levels of godlike power.

Basically, yeah. Features don’t come out often but you still get security updates on the regular which is what’s important. Things don’t change which means things don’t typically break.

When the poop knife fails, bring out the pogo plunger.

Hopefully this nonsense doesn’t affect the LTSC version. Using that has been a breath of fresh air - still Windows, less crap. Not even the store is installed by default.

Well deserved! Such a unique concept for a game, and executed beautifully.

It’s the one boss keeping me from the platinum. I have all other trophies but the ones locked behind it.

I still can’t kill defiled Amygdala years later. Fuck up ONCE, lose to RNG ONCE, and you’re done. That jump move still gets me every time. I’ve tried not moving, I’ve tried going to where it jumps, I’ve tried running away, everything that people say works for them kills me. That boss is a bitch.

I’ve lost count of how many NPCs I’ve had to put down after accidentally shooting them.

Bloodtinge goes brrrrrrrr

People are easier to control when they’re uneducated.

Now that I upgraded to an iPhone with USB-C, I enjoy the convenience of having one cable for everything. Charging, connecting a display temporarily, data transfer, one cable. Never had a Mac so I didn’t get in on the Lightning to Lightning shenanigans, but I do prefer Lightning over USB-C. At least a Lightning port is easy to clean.

It didn’t before?

Go ahead. I switched to Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC which has none of that nonsense. Not even the store unless you install it. And it’s supported until 2032. Hopefully by then either MS will get their shit together or Linux will be a viable alternative for regular use (too many buts currently - it does XYZ but, it runs this program but, basic hardware works but).

Atlantis was talking mad shit. They had to respond.