Only if I can help Gwyneth Paltrow steam-clean her Gua Chakra.

No one who doesn’t have an R by their name will ever win another election.

Just when I’m about to retire, Medicare will only cover chiropractors and horse paste.

We are so very fucked. Prepare to live in Ayn Rand paradise, every man for himself and kill the other guy to stay alive.

Why, to serve America’s Job Creators! They’re just better than we are.

He’s king. He can do anything he wants.

It would actually be a hoot, to see the amateurish hack job some MAGA “artist” would do on the Incredible Bulk’s ugly ass face.

The leopards love Wagyu face.

It’s all distraction. Once the bigly budget passes, they’ll be back to circle jerks and sleepovers with Fox on the teeveez.

Yeah? And?

Nothing will happen. He’s a dictator, surrounded by loyalists and with a secret police.

Looks like face is back on the menu, Leopards!

Good news, Honey. This is exactly what your Dear Leader promised. Enjoy your Christian Nation.

Thanks Biden. /s

This is what America chose. Enjoy it, idiots.

“If we let the weak get around for free, they’ll just live longer and drain more resources from the Real Makers!”

You said bad.

The danger is that the former mayor is running a well funded third party spoiler campaign.

I’m sure the private prisons will offer their services.

Looks like the colony of fungus on his head became sentient.

Bootstraps. The answer is always bootstraps.

“Caden, it looks like Airlynn just said you’re a hopeless loser, and she’s been banging your personal trainer Chad. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

But the trans kids