Wiggle Hard
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Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comto Ask Hilarious Chaos@hilariouschaos.com•What is the best advice you've ever been given?English1·4 days agoHey bud, i still need my fifty dollars
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comto Ask Hilarious Chaos@hilariouschaos.com•What is the best advice you've ever been given?English1·4 days agoDuring a really tough time of my life, someone said to me “It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again”
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comto Ask Hilarious Chaos@hilariouschaos.com•What is the best advice you've ever been given?English2·4 days agoListen to the song then listen to the instrumental version of it
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comto Ask Hilarious Chaos@hilariouschaos.com•What is the best advice you've ever been given?English2·4 days agoA few pieces of advice have stuck with me over the years. Like, drinking a beer in the shower—sounds ridiculous, but it’s criminally underrated. When I was five, my Nana hit me with: ‘Never sleep with a girl when she’s fertile.’ Didn’t fully get it back then, but it stuck. Somewhere along the way I picked up ‘Use the Force, Luke,’ which still makes me laugh. Then there was the game-changer: always poke holes in Chinese pork dumplings before dipping them in the juice. Honestly, that one changed my life. And for pure chaos? Take a sip every time you see blood in Saving Private Ryan. Not sure if it’s advice or a survival test, but it definitely makes the movie unforgettable
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comOPto Life@hilariouschaos.com•Im just sending you a post card babyEnglish1·4 days ago“I wanna do the whitest thing ever—play accordion in lederhosen while you’re just sitting there, hanging out, wind in your hair, eating ice cream in a waffle cone while flying in a hot air balloon like in that photo. 😏🍦🎶”
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Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comOPMtoTurning Point Lemmy@hilariouschaos.com•I’ve created a turning point usa chapter here on lemmy. This will be a place for open, fair and honest debate.English31·4 days agoI’m not associated with Turning Point in any way—I just think having a debate space focused on political and social issues would be valuable. You asked what would make it different? For one, there’s no live crowd of students here, just you, me, and the comments. That’s a plus—there’s no risk of physical harm for speaking openly.
For context, I’m an American. I was a top history student in grade school, consistently earning the highest marks in the toughest classes, and now I work as a truck driver—so my phrasing might come across a little rough at times. Still, I’ll keep things respectful.
One more thing: as an American, I have the freedom to criticize my government—sometimes with hyperbole or even insults—in ways that aren’t tolerated everywhere. If there are certain topics you can’t address, I understand, but that’s where I’m coming from.
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comto News And Current Events@hilariouschaos.com•Iran's president says Trump administration is on a path that will 'set fire' to the Middle EastEnglish2·4 days agoSays the guy that oppressed his own people
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comto Life Pro Tips@hilariouschaos.com•You make new friends with people by pretending you already are.English22·9 days agoWhen i did go to church i found sharing the same faith with others is a sure fire way towards friendship, same can be said about video game conventions and talking about your home projects with the people at the hardware stores
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comOPto Life@hilariouschaos.com•Im logging off for the week, lemmy is just as i rememberEnglish21·9 days agoNice to see you as well
My socks that i wear are all specialty socks like this and I’m a trucker
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comto Conservatives@hilariouschaos.com•Imagine being this mad about Charlie Kirk that you ban people for asking questions about himEnglish43·10 days agoDude if you think kirk was a radical, spend some time on gab social with the real nazis like i did for three years trying to calm them down and get them to be a little more moderate like Kirk was then get back to me.
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comto Conservatives@hilariouschaos.com•Imagine being this mad about Charlie Kirk that you ban people for asking questions about himEnglish42·10 days agoThey don’t realize that they not only emboldened a wave of conservative people during midterm season to vote gop but also for conservatives this was their mlk moment, someone they loved gunned down while giving speeches and debating. The left has lost all credibility at this point. People are leaving the Democratic Party because of this and I’ve seen some people who weren’t ever politically motivated get motivated to vote gop and also it has sparked a religious revival. Churches across the country are jam packed. He is a modern day martyr and honestly coming from gab as i has one the most active accounts on gab until torba nuked his own platform essentially the left doesn’t realize that the people that supported kirk were moderates b but now they are radicalized and motivated and ready to take his message further than ever before. The left messed up and i wouldn’t be surprised if the gop takes power for the next 20 years
Wiggle Hard@hilariouschaos.comto Let's Chat@hilariouschaos.com•Are you doing anything fun this weekend?English22·10 days agoI’ve been waiting at these public bathrooms for 20 minutes for the losers in there to get out, i swear they are actually setting up their apartment in there
It really is…… if i had a choice i would live in upper new hampshire, great state for no income tax and friendly on gun rights, also it centered between maine and vermont, like Vermont is beautiful but living there costs alot vs nh where cost of living is lower, as long as you are prepared to spend on energy during the winter and bundle up you’ll be ok,
Honestly If nature is your thing Vermont, the adirondack mountains of upstate ny, maine are gorgeous. Nh is cool but Massachusetts, ri, Connecticut are hot garbage except for some beaches. If your ever in the area for some reason I’ll take you to the Ben and Jerries factory or to my dads house in rural maine where the amish live or to the adorondacks around the town of speculator or lake George. Nh got a lot of spots too. Nothing better tbh than vermont in late summer early fall, warm during day, fire place weather by night
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Im in Room 223 at the hilton hotel, let’s have some fun bud lol