Spaghetti_Hitchens
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10·5 months agoWorks every time until it doesn’t
13·6 months agoThat would be a great prank food to take to a pot luck
This man clearly has a neck. Fail
3·6 months agoHave they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
2·6 months agoBe the purge you wish to see in the world.
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
51·6 months agoWoah. Easy, fella
6·6 months agoNo, no. The Raccoon Liberation Front of Tokyo is the one true cause!
27·6 months agoWell duh. Peartube is the federated choice for fruits!
23·6 months agoThe average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
2·6 months agoPushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
8·6 months agoI think the Prime Directive is misunderstood. It’s simply a directive that’s wholly divisible only by itself and one.
His given name is Carlos Banana
101·6 months agoCongrats on the sex
15·6 months agoNo no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.
901·6 months agoIf a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!