Kafka was only appreciated after his death

Been trying to

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

Headline writer should have learned scientific notation

Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic

POV: you are Judas selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver

Ads, because even though they waste my time, I still have my money. Also:

https://lemmy.world/post/20894731

As usual, this probably won’t amount to even so much as a slap on the gold-plated wrist for him

Something about camels passing through the eye of a needle

Now we all need to go to school board meetings and protest against allowing anything made out of carbon into our schools

It’s possible there are alien beasts not made of C, but made of SiN instead

Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives

But doctor, I am Pagliacci

What if Paul Atreides wasn’t clairvoyant but was instead just very determined

I’m ok with most British English spellings of words (ex. colour, tyre, draught), but my brain cannot accept “paycheque”

I still think about how my Cuban former coworker pronounced Popeye the Sailor as poh-pee-yay

I didn’t want be the one to make that joke but I’m glad somebody did

I did consider that. Using standard notation, the lowercase “he” as opposed to a capital “He” would mean that Judah is the subject, not God. Nevertheless, the first sentence implies that even with God, Judah was incapable to affect those with iron chariots.

It’s real, it happened to my buddy Gulliver once