This one is big. It needs bulls, just like your parents’ marriage:

Some big cats catch deer too.

“That shit you did on Glyzixylen was epic.”

Ever been somewhere, met someone, and then unexpectedly ran into them years later?

That.

Ass

Starts chanting Shri Rama Raksha while holding up a crucifix with one hand and doing tauba tauba with another

Sean Lock skewered him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7S9qMOmP4o

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

“Sometimes, we all get a little sad…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rR9IaXH1M0

You wouldn’t clean without kids?

Pull it back and watch it go vroooooooom

The birds: where’s my aircraft? This is bullshit.

Bradley is hooked up to a syringe full of poison. The more you tailgate, the more poison is injected.

Still faster than human workers

Yeah.

The Red Dragon from Hannibal ate painting. This isn’t something new.

Watching porn. Griding those beans, hnnnfggh…🥵

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard

I shudder to think what Susan HP would look like. 😰