David plowie

Call them what they are: chicken nuggets

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

Existential dread

https://kdvr.com/news/local/us-department-education-investigates-denver-high-schools-all-gender-restroom/

They converted the girls restroom on that floor, there’s still a boys only restroom but no girls only restroom

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

Love a good compromise

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

People in heaven watch whatever they want

This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”

Workout timer that wants a subscription

I am so tired of strategic voting

Soon he will sign an executive order that there are three states of matter. Then one that there are two kingdoms of life.