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I mean… they’re barbarians, not BARBARIANS
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•Boy, 10, charged after driving stolen car near crowded Minneapolis playground14·9 months agoSure, he was arrested, but the playground cred he just earned is going to carry him long beyond any incarceration.
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeOPto AI Generated Images@sh.itjust.works•Last-Minute Bake Sale PrepEnglish2·10 months agoIt’s embroidered on her apron (?)
It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.
Seat #9 - at least I could get a handie from BoBo after a few in-flight vodkas…
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto Memes@lemmy.ml•But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart13·11 months agoThere’d be hair restoration & ED specialized wizards within a year.
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto Memes@lemmy.ml•The hulkster won't stand for fair wages BROTHERRRR211·11 months agoHere’s another example of a fuckwit “celebrity” who just couldn’t keep their shit opinions to themselves & now they’re going to get absolutely drug for the next few months, their lives (hopefully) turned upside down.
Hope that RNC check was enough, burnt jizzbag
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•Delta CEO says CrowdStrike-Microsoft outage cost the airline $500 million29·11 months agoGood. They’ve been stealing from their customers for decades; this is fuckin’ karmic.
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto AI Generated Images@sh.itjust.works•Get out of my trailer parkEnglish111·1 year agoWelp, now I get to discuss this thing for ogre chicks with my therapist… because no. 3 can get it
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•Shot in 1.6 seconds: Video raises questions about how trooper avoided charges in Black man's death51·1 year agoWelp, if Butch Cassidy over there can’t be a police person anymore, maybe karma will catch up to him & he’ll catch a hot cop slug in the forehead for no good reason too.
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•'It's Horrifying': West Virginia Judge Revokes Bond of White Couple Who Reportedly Kept Their Black Adopted Children Locked In Shed In 'Despicable' Conditions with No Water, Lights and Little Food251·1 year agoThere’s a special, extra-fuckin-hot area of space in Hell for worthless pieces of shit like this. Typically, I find the death penalty to be a bit too much, but for these two chunks of fetid rat shit, I feel like I could be pretty easily convinced to support an exception here… ideally if it’s in a similar way to how they treated those poor children.
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeOPto AI Generated Images@sh.itjust.works•“What does the inside of your brain look like?”English45·1 year agoWhy is it exactly what not to do? It’s an AI’s interpretation of its own “brain”
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto Religious Cringe@midwest.social•Last time I checked Jesus Christ was not a real person0·1 year agoThe simple fact that Roger Stone is peddling a Bible… (shudder)
Somebody actually woke up one morning & thought, “Man, I know everyone’s convinced Dolly’s such a great person… how can I quickly cement that idea even further publicly & make myself look like an even bigger douche at the exact same time?!”
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto AI Generated Images@sh.itjust.works•Free genie relaxing in the cityEnglish2·1 year agoThis is super-dope
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto News@lemmy.world•A real nut case: Cold Stone Creamery faces suit over lack of real pistachios in pistachio ice cream524·1 year agodeleted by creator
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•I can only see reflective vestsEnglish5·1 year agoIt’s so realistic
TheAuthor_13@lemm.eeto NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•I can only see reflective vestsEnglish292·1 year agoGuys? Where? This is a photo of floating hi-viz vests, isn’t it?
What about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?