Assuming she doesn’t take such a large dose that she can’t deal with a knocked over candle.

Also, one partner can stay relatively sober to manage reality.

It might have just been chance, you better replicate it to check.

Windows is becoming malware

No.

I mean, I would take it as a sign she is responsible about not bringing unwanted children into the world. Green flag if anything.

Whole family, trading sinus virus back and forward for 3 weeks.

Only upside is that my wife held it off until I got better.

Not the graphical style I identify with LotR, but I didn’t think I’d like Stardew Valley either.

Maybe I’ll see if the kids like it.

yes, I didn’t have theort of that

Nooo my cranberry juice.

I mean there are other cranberry juices, but they don’t have recyclable packaging.

In a parallel universe, someone is memeing about how teachers waste our time on useless stuff and never taught us to convert between units.

Exactly.

If I dream of sex, I know what that’s about: I want sex.

If I dream that a snake has caused my teeth to fall out, I’m going to google to find out what the fuck is wrong with me.

Two that stand out: highly religious Nigeria, where people who dream of sex are googling what is wrong with them, and highly irreligious France, where people who dream about an ex are googling what is wrong with them.

He means ‘legally immune for crimes committed as president thanks to the latest Supreme Court ruling’

Such diversity in each meal. Good stuff.

Whats the name of the potato stew in the bottom right?

All I know is you shouldn’t drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

Cool idea, but I spent a lot of time amongst people who believed in star signs when I was young.

They will say “Virgo: the most generous star sign, OMG that’s so me. I like, super generous”, despite the fact they have never given a cent in charity in their life.

None of it influenced their behaviour apart from the ‘lucky numbers’, which probably got them buying a few more lotto tickets.

Makes me wonder if they are making contingencies for a Trump victory.

The US government could force Google to reveal if people are accessing abortions or contraception, or participating in protests.

Isn’t it weird how every right-wing conspiracy video is available worldwide in one click, but left-wing comedy is always ‘not available in your region’?

Her milkshake would bring me (a boy) to her yard.

Literally the biggest religion on earth, influencing the most powerful nations on earth.

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