I was born male, identify as male, and am attracted to women only. If given the opportunity to be an actual real cis woman, I probably would take it. In games and such I always prefer to play as a female character, as a child in our made up games with my siblings I usually pretended to be a girl character and the thought of being a girl made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I’ve even been dressed up in drag more than once in my adult life and enjoyed it. I’ve often wondered if this means I’m an egg… but I’ve come to the conclusion that even if I was trans, the process of actually transitioning and the social repercussions would make it not worth it to me. I don’t mind being a man. Some aspects of it do suck, but then again a lot of aspects of being a woman suck pretty hard too. I actually feel very secure in my masculinity and scoff at toxic masculinity traits, laughing at guys who are self conscious about apearing even a little bit effeminate or submissive.

But still, I often wonder what life would’ve been like if was born a girl. My name would’ve been Gloria. My mother told me that she was expecting a girl and that was the name she had picked out for me. Instead I was named by one of the nurses…

I just am who I am 🤷🏼‍♂️

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk I guess…

It looked like in the video he was collecting the casings instead of letting them drop?

Edit: according to Wikipedia he was either clearing jams or using a gun that required manual cycling, for anyone else wondering.

I’m curious, is that smile from before or after the CEO mysteriously collapsed on the street next to them?

If spoons are suggesting things too you, maybe you are already on drugs.

Every time a notable/famous person or “influencer” or whatever talks about a crypto coin, it is a pump and dump. Shes just doing what all the other scumbag influencers are doing.

For years now crypto has just been another tool to extract wealth from the lower class.

One time i mixed a chocolate peanutbutter beer with grape juice to make a pbj shandy.

It was equally as gross as the beer was on its own.

No no, because they only had one frame of it moving, they can only calculate and upper and lower bound on it’s speed. The number given was the lower bound is what theyre saying.

However, the gluten-free fad diet was actually incredibly beneficial for sufferers of celiac desease because it made gluten-free products so mainstream and really expanded what pre-made foods and snacks they can buy in stores.

Soon the world shall be furries. And finally there will be peace on earth.

Still a better love story than Twilight?

I used to drink over two liters of coffee every day. I stopped that a few years ago, now i typically only have it one or twice a week. I dont think I feel any different compared when i was drinking it regularl or when i drink a lone cuppa now, as if my body has become immune to caffeine from using it so heavily for many years.

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I dont see how I can concentrate if im passed out in the middle of the day lol.

What if caffeine doesnt work on me?

I got 10 hours of sleep last night, drank a coffee at noon. Still crashed at 130 and had to take an afternoon nap like normal.

It was incredibly common at my school for teachers to hand out lifesaver mints before standardized tests.

Was the property management company mentioned in the lease?

Yea I don’t understand what a “season pass” is in reference to video games. And I dont really care either. Can I just buy the game normally and play it whenever I want, please?

I’ve only ever found one restaurant that does not take tips.

Of all the person I’ve known who’ve punched a hole in a wall, 100% of him was a man.

Logic checks out.

If only…