“It just HAS to work this time.” -Guy stuffing wads of cash into his pockets mutters.

Crank it up, baby!

Cocoliztli comeback would be out of left field and fitting for this timeline.

cocoliztli:

physician who witnessed the outbreak in 1576, symptoms included high fever, severe headache, vertigo, black tongue, dark urine, dysentery, severe abdominal and chest pain, head and neck nodules, neurological disorders, jaundice, and profuse bleeding from the nose, eyes, and mouth. Some also describe spotted skin, gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, leading to bloody diarrhea, and bleeding from the eyes, mouth, and vagina.

Dude.

Go back on lithium.

This time, with over 3 billion! Think of the ratings!

As long as they want because there will always be stupid people who believe them.

Figures the guy who let AIDS run rampant in Indiana doesn’t care about RFK Jr’s stance on viruses.

Elmo can’t hide this shit.

Somebody tell Gaetz. That might be one way we get rid of him.

It would be glorious if on his last day, Biden mass pardons all undocumented immigrants just to throw a monkey wrench and a bucket of glue into the machine.

They are going to go after dispensaries.

I guarantee it. Stock up while you can if you can.

It literally says in the headline they won’t be paid…

Next time ebola breaks out, I half expect him to eat a live bat on TV to prove it doesn’t exist and immediately become patient zero right here

Gen Z:

The memes, tho!! Lulz

One of Bolsonaro’s fan club members?

Until people start suing for the pension fund, nothing will change.

You take away the pigs retirement, and all hell will break loose.

Those 3% (going by your math):

Pick crops

Contribute $90 billion or more in tax for the county via sales tax.

Without those people, we have no food, and immediate inflation begins. You know, the thing everyone was bitching about that was literally caused by Trumps inaction on COVID.

This affects EVERYONE in the US.

Thing is, mate…fascists rarely stay inside their boarders. This is going to be the whole world’s problem in about 3 months.

Buy canned goods, look into how to perserve food, look into local support groups, and co-ops for social and food aspects.

Look into VPNs to make sure you have the ability to see what’s going on and not be limited internet wise.

Look into running for your local government, school board, whatever you can to limit the effect these assholes can do.

Trumps next pick to head the IRS?