AteTheOnion

Why are Max’s abs sore?

Because Planck’s constant.

Sound like human

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Yes, first you pet them on the outside, then you pet them on the inside.

What a cat-ass-trophy

There’s also OXYGEN in the WATER, the stuff that causes METAL to RUST and they want you to DRINK IT?!?

Oompa loompa doopa dee dit

He wants to swallow some of our spit

Oompa loompa doopa dee dah

Aim at his mouth and go hawk tuah

But I thought sharing a lady’s insides is still not gay as long as your balls aren’t touching?

Smoking saved Scotty and killed Spock. Leonard Nimoy died of COPD from smoking.

Son, I didn’t get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let’s make up for lost time.

A person’s a person no matter how small

inside scoop

Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.

Eventually we will have drone vs drone and robot vs robot wars.

Perhaps a philosofist

And the area where warfare/military events happen is called a theater.

GAU-10s if they want

I am heavy weapons guy

No, I am heavy weapons guy

Ahem… THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!

I read that as puppy without principles and was like 🥺

Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.

This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.