Transparent, yes. Trustworthy, no

It’s a browser, not a platform. Having a bunch of groypers use it doesn’t ruin the experience for everyone else so long as it retains good privacy features.

And break if you drive through a puddle.

Jo Ro is a great example. Dude was led to water before getting distracted by a mountain of bananas.

Shhh, let them have their fun

Celebrate fellow homos!

The intention was always to flood the news with headlines so that the real power grab is obfuscated. Reagan was doing a similar thing when he was running. McDrumpf just turned it up to eleven.

I used to get these all the time and now I don’t. Hydration and nutrition works wonders.

Smacking lips as filler for speech is considered rude, irritating, and condescending.

Am American. May I join?

The enshittification of green has begun

The tell on this joke (aside from it being the onion community) was trump actually knowing or caring about open source.

When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

Irony is dead

I’ve had to train myself to take an exceptionally large dick because my hubby has some pretty insane girth. It is a lot like chugging a drink because you need to position yourself in a way that completely opens up your throat and you can’t flinch or swallow because you’ll gag. Most people can’t do it for long if at all because it usually takes practice. OP must be a natural.

As someone who does systems administration which includes numerous government owned database servers, this is news to me.

Especially labelling 30% “soso” and 40% “ok”. Unless they are bussing my tables, they get 0%. Otherwise it’s 15-20.

Let me see your face… You are the one from my dreams… Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength!

I was WAY more grumpy as a believer. Whoever wrote this probably pisses off all the atheists around them because they don’t know how to treat them.

As a gay man who passes as straight, you can get a lot of gal pals just by treating women as friends instead of potential partners. A lot of women don’t really need a relationship, they just want a friendship.