Just gotta keep eating until your blood becomes queso and you start inspiring ultimate loyalty.

‘For Stupid Dickwads’

“They’re the same picture.”

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Yeah, pineapple? Totally fine. Broccoli? Straight to jail!

The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!

sliders

I’ve got good news for you.

" I am not a human being, I AM AN ANIMAL, cold blooded! "

Walks into SpaceX “Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you’re so creative. You don’t know what it’s like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death and destruction."

No fate but what we make for ourselves.

But, USA is winning at soccer right now, wooooo! 🥖🤡

Homemade pizza, and some often unhinged (but delicious) topping creation to go along with it.

HACK THE PLANET!!!

Let’s elect a businessman, the one type of guy who can never be bought!

Credit. Unions.

Loses consciousness and shits pants? Could it be? No? Awwwwwwwww, fuck.

Yep. I use all of these, and it would be utter bullshit to lose access over poorly thought out lawmaking.

Dum-da-dum-dum-dum!

Not if you’re Homelander…