Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]

They are delightful. So much so that whenever I see someone performing an act of kindness in the real world, be it consoling a crying child or helping someone across the street, I always make a point of asking them if they are a hexbear user. The answer? And every single time the answer is a smile and a resounding “yes”.

Most likely not. To be honest the potential poisoning of all the children and us being criminally liable for that was kind of a deal breaker for us, so we did not really get into the nutrients.

I’m gonna stand by my authoritarian communist Chinese decision because it helps with specifically the first 5 words of what you said.

I must be the most authoritarian person in the world. At the school where I work I was part of overruling a vote by the junior student council (aged 6-9) to serve sushi as a school lunch simply because it was:

1. Expensive (Requires unique ingredients that are not offered in bulk by any of the contractors delivering to the school)
2. Impossible (Requires an impossible amount of work from each kitchen staff member for a single serving for each student)
3. Poisonous (The fish we can get is decidedly not sushi grade and downright dangerous to eat raw)
4. Illegal (Related to point 3, serving fish that is not thoroughly cooked would be an actual crime) and
5. Insane (If you like sushi, can you imagine the disgusting mockery that would be a school lunch version made by three people for 800 students in 2 hours?)

Still, if a toothless but well meaning food waste campaign is the hallmark of authoritarianism, I was actually part of a small group of people with authority (in this case teachers) that straight up invalidated a democratic vote. I am authoritarian China, but even worse.

The word he is looking for is “mentally”. He is mentally clear. Full tabula rasa, blank slate. Mind erased like an etch-a-sketch. He has attained Nirvana, escaping the endless cycle of death and rebirth and attained a pure state of nothingness, free from desire and suffering. Exactly as was planned in his schedule.

I still remain convinced that he is completly fucked. This is such an out for the actual oligarchs who run Romania. They get to look good both showing that Romania is not corrupt and that they are not at all a sex trafficing hub by convicting this stranger, who is not actually rich by their standards or part of the ruling class of a crime he has demonstrably commited. I think we are about to see a textbook example of how the law is supposed to work according to liberal textbooks. Andrew Tate will in no way be mistreated while in custody and will be given the very picture of a fair trial. Then he will be convicted and face a sentence not unlike what a normal person would face.

…And then the Romanian oligarchs will probably get their Schengen deal, but whatever. I don’t expect to get to see my side win, but I do expect to see someone I despise lose pretty spectacularly. I can enjoy that.

I’m gonna sound like a fringe conspiracy theorist here, but you guys, What if this was no random accident? What if someone intentionally made the plane crash? But who? And why?

That bed with its little podium wastes so much space that I’m not even upset. It is genuinely impressive.

I claim user name of Bungiefan. I came up with it, so it’s mine. All posts made under that user name are now my intellectual property.

To save even more money, switch over completely to a diet of things you find on the ground.

To save even more money, stop bathing, showering and brushing your teeth.

To save even more money, stop living in a house and move into the sewers.

To save even more money, stop wearing clothes.

To save even more money, stop communicating with expensive words, settling instead for grunting, growling and maybe barking like a dog. Consider filing your teeth pointy.

To save even more money, stop using tools. Emerge from your sewer hideout only at night to prowl the streets on all fours, feral and bewildered, eyes grown pale and milky from years in the dark sewers darting maniacally back and forth while your filth-encrusted teeth and nails twitch in anticipation of the slightest movement.

This is how I was able to afford a starter house by age 30. This and a $400 000 loan from my father.

Well, as he found out from one of those young Japanese males, the answer is a firm no.