There is no better gift to oneself than a clean ass.

Fr? Like fr, fr?

That’s heavy as shit, man.

I can’t imagine my existence being labeled a monster by default. I hope you get that handled. You can’t want to be this way, obviously.

The dude that never cleans his room and has a single dreadlock due to lack of bathing is going to tell us how to live, lmao 🤣

Maybe it’s high time the Chinese “peasants” and US “wage slaves” did a little something something.

Ehhh. Eh?

Lefty Lemmy. Liberal Reddit.

Seems more the take. Reddit has a small vocal conservative minority.

Absolutely none.

Queens of the Stone Age - “Feel good hit of the summer”

Cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh-coCAINNN

I use an A15 and don’t use the SD card slot, but I have a home server and handheld gaming devices. I don’t use my phone to store much of anything.

I’m an outlier. I know a lot of users live in their phones without hardly any backup devices. Those are the ones who will be hit hardest by a decision like this.

casts non-magic missile

logically, I’m horny

I mean looks around

Are we invisible?

Hello! Fediverse over here!

Community maintained!

Fresh memes!

rings bell

Come and get it!

Or the pirates from the SpongeBob movie.

Hey hey watch your blood pressure. I’m sure he didn’t mean it.

Yeah, it is.

I can support myself but, no one else barring a few piddly donations I make once a month to wikipedia and NPR. I make enough to have a teeny bit of fun on top of my rent. I can buy my tools, work on my car and be the dude I’ve always been.

how do you work on your car in an apartm-

I drive to O’Reilly’s and tear it apart in their parking lot. They see it as advertisement. Win for me. Win for them.

I’ve come to accept that retirement might be by way of Smith and Wesson, but I’m 37, helping who I can, doing what I can and just trying to be, man, and I think I’m doing an ok job.

I see my folks, visit my mom, pay my taxes and stay out of most people’s way. When the time comes that insurance doesn’t pay out for some such terminal illness, I won’t feel that bad about going out early. I don’t have a god to disappoint.

Fuck this “you can’t get anywhere without stepping on everyone else” attitude.

The cilantro of beer.

Our best local brew(Red oak) is a Bavarian amber lager. Only the people that hate beer drink IPA.

Suddenly realizes no one under 30 goes to the bars he goes to

Holy shit. I never thought about it, really.

I don’t go anywhere exclusive or special, really. They’re just not fucking there. 😯

The o’l “can’t threaten a man with nothing to lose” gambit.

To rule as road King amongst my band of misfits.