Jesus Chrysler. Why did it have to be so moist.

I wonder how the driver will signal when he wants to reverse?

Shoo! Shoo away!

Kevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.

Well that’s what happens when you “hold the pickle”.

Ferengan or Vulcngi

Wikipedia say NY has 8.4m population in 2024. Easiest math, 1 in 8 can choose to leave. A little more detail, of those 1-in-8, they may or may not be politically motivated to relocate.

I cast… A10 Warthog… plus enchantment Terrain-Follow sonic boom… plus wall & land drain enchantment SR-71 Blackbirds at Mach 3 sent over your wall from 80,000 feet and make everyone pee.

In the U.S., robocalls and unsolicited calls still prevail (to some degree) because of a outdated telephone caller ID system. It’s replacement, STIR-SHAKEN, has yet to be done, much less widely accepted (all the phone brands and networks). Look how long it took us just to get RCS texting.

2025, Central Valley got just one storm all October. Yes, It was a gully washer. But everything is already dry. To hamper fire season must ask for continuous moisture (the ground must remain damp) until spring.

I’ve seen this around here. That is a thorn symbol. It’s when their keyboard language is set to Icelandic.

Methylene blues clues solved the case!

🤷What’s the name of the Vulcan teacher who always farted?
😁T’ Uter

't
ut
er

Bets on that a car attempted to drive thru a chained-off or roped-off parking lot. Car vs steel cable? Someone or something went airborne.

Redheads and ghosting go together.

🎵🎶’Bustin’ makes me feel good!
… So who you gonna call? 🎶🎵
Ronan!!!

🎵🎶…yeah yeah yeah yeah. 🎶🎵

!scrungycats@lemmy.world 😼

If in a million years they are into Minecraft, that ☢️ sticker might corrode into something that might resemble a super rare golden yellow creeper.
Or a regular green creeper.
They’ll dig it up, either way.