I liked it at 11. Used to annoy teachers doodling eagles and owls on absolutely everything.

What species is this mohawked cutie pie?

Birds are awesome. Loved them even as a kid when it was hopelessly uncool.

I don’t own a gun. I’m from a country where it’s not an option. To assume makes an ASS out of u and me.

Your point is bullshit. Not all people are good. Rapists exist. Serial killers exist. I’d like some options if I ever ran into one.

Guns would at least cause some difficulty oppressing people.

^probably this.

Millennial not boomer.

I think it’s simply more a placeholder term for something people haven’t found out enough about yet.

I wish my life was this interesting

It is most definitely not an easy ride. I have had complete stranger come up to me in the street and lecture me about being thin. I wasn’t even underweight. I was normal for my height. Happened recently and I’m way heavier than I used to be and people STILL do it.

Could be something she does is burning energy and you haven’t figured out what.

I used to wonder why I never gained weight despite eating twice what other people did…I never thought to factor in being extremely active because it was normal for me. I didn’t think brutal martial arts classes or 5k runs counted as being ‘active’. I thought it was normal.

Granted I wasn’t underweight and didn’t need to gain but I really wanted to look like Zarya from Overwatch

I get that it’s a bit inappropriate to be flippant and make jokes but if I worried about this every time I saw a headline about it I’d die from my adrenal glands exploding and melting a hole through the back of my computer chair.

sings Descending…unrelenting…beauty of annihilation…

Oopsie poopsie.

I ought to care but I’ve lost that ability. Annihilation is not scary. I won’t be alive or awake to experience it.

What in the name of diarrhea is this? Someone please just explain like I’m a complete idiot

And people hound me about how I’ll die with cats and desperately regret not having a man to wash smelly socks for.

Marriage is psychological adrenalectomy.

Then why are teenage girls far more likely to die from pregnancy than adult women who finished growing???

I wish my life were this interesting.

He was never even truly homeless. He had a lot of free help from others.