I mean, Calvin has a point. Even if the road was completely clear, you’d still have to stop at traffic lights and stop signs. 50 miles is quite a ways too. It’s not realistic to assume they’d be able to maintain that speed for the entire duration. That question is pretty bogus all around, haha!

Yeah, you’re right. It just sounds kinda bad to call them “our backdoors”. It’s not inaccurate, but still sounds kinda sus

Oh, silly me! How could I have forgotten about duck physics? 😅

“They’d find our backdoors T_T”

Oh noooooo! /s

Well we know it’s somewhere under 88 mph, otherwise there’d be flames on the track

Good bot

Can’t wait for Need for Clicks 2077!

I’d tell you my multicast joke, but it’s only funny to the right group.

Sincerely, all non Canadians

That’s a little presumptuous

Awesome! Thanks for sharing!

Super cool! What’re you going to use the awls for?

They know what they did…

From what I hear, doas is more secure. I don’t think it matters though, as long as you keep your system updated. I use sudo still.

It’s amazing what they do with corrugated cardboard these days

Idk why this comment is so funny to me. This is totally something I would have glossed over as a kid, but reading it now, the specificity of it just cracks me up! “Corrugated cardboard”

Glad someone appreciated that, lol

What will the boys at Linux Incorporated come up with next?

i was sat at home eating milky way when saturn ring

“dark matter is kill”

“no”

“Ryan Reynolds here, and I’m here with Dracula to figure out why Big Wireless keeps raising their prices”

They’re really good! Sometimes they’re called “skookies” for short

Someone make that cat employee of the month!