Crank that soulja boy

I remember seeing a woman like this in a mall when i was 8 and ever since then my type has been her. (EDIT: i suck at spelling)

Unfortunately its a product of being exposed to gore as a child, my older cousin “conditioned” me by forcing my me to watch gore solely to desensitize me, it worked. Or just being born a psychopath

Your empathy called, it wants you back.

Oil is sentient.

How… bizarre.

250 dollars, negotiatiable.

Its getting harder to find good goon material

Missing the only thing that’s stopping you is you not being able to think of a lie? Not the possible health concerns? Or Possible Pain can you even imagine pissing continuously for like 3 minutes straight and it’s just a burning sensation in your tip? Or if it eroded away at the inner walls of ur wee wee?

I’m right about everything I have no flaws I am morally righteous in every way 😌

Dude same, except i was a sleep over and when my friend went to sleep i stayed up and got off to it

This genuinely made me question my life. What divine intervention thought it was necessary for me to read this? How will this benefit me or my fellow man? Why? Why? WHY!?

When my balls turn red, run.

Yeah I’m going to need an extra extra large.

(Im lying)

Im wearing Funyuns underwear rn.

Hey man, look on the bright side, even though we are snatching cougers, you can have our femboys. Law of equivalent exchange.

Is this gooner bait?

Become a monk instead.

What if you have three butt cheeks?

Hey, that wasn’t the wind. I saw that, leave yo mamas undies alone