Methinks the JD doth protest too much.

Love it! And always appreciate an opportunity to share this detailed guide:

But not from X. Checkmate haters.

They’ll release it in two weeks.

A very good point, I’m just bitter about the cost of a 99!

Did not know that, very interesting! Wonder if there’s something similar for the UK.

The Code is more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules.

I do hope this isn’t a road to the term ‘pint’ just becoming a generic name rather than actually holding meaning. I remember when a 99 referred to the price!

OK… It is in the very first sentence of the article.

No it isn’t. The first sentence is “New York police have defended their actions after a bystander was shot in the head as two officers tackled a fare-evader armed with a knife in a busy subway station”. Nowhere there does it specify that the police were the ones that did the shooting.

Edit: The article seems to have been updated since my initial comment, the opening sentence now reads “Protesters in New York have demanded accountability after police fired at a suspected fare-evader in a busy subway station, hitting a bystander in the head”. However, the headline is also different, and is about protests, so I wonder if the whole article has been replaced.

You can get shot by the NYPD any day, but how many opportunities are you going to get for a free knife.

What an oddly flattering photo of Trump.

To be a bit of a pendant

To be a bit of a pedant, it’s pedant.

I feel like you’re overestimating your ability to subtly shit yourself.

I too am a fan of the film Sesevenen.

He’s playing both sides, so he’ll always come out on top.

Oboe - oh bow

I worry this isn’t the most helpful guide even for someone who speaks English as a first language, is that bow as in bow, or bow?

You wouldn’t know them, they got cancelled at another school.

Yesn’t

It’s Edam shame when these things devolve into cheesy puns.

Small orange mushroom, people are saying.