I love this delusion. Drama. Theatrics. Conspiracies. It’s giving e n t e r t a i n m e n t.

I do not feel seen. :(

Some of us have fantasies of being fed on by vampires. Not every companion has to be suited to your tastes but as a morally questionable charlatan sneaking and stealing my way through the campaign Astarion is an absolute delight of a sidekick. He can feed on me all he wants. 😘

Not just bards. I do this with my sorcerer who has musical instrument proficiency 😆.