As an EMT, we call this job security.

I refer to them as Fundies (i.e., Fundamentalists). That seems to cover all the obnoxious christians.

I think Miller is more a mix of Joseph Goebbels and Wormtongue, both sycophants seeking to advance on the backs of others.

Smeagol was basically a good guy until he was enchanted by evil. Miller brings evil with him.

Remember, squirrels are just rats with good PR.

Map reading/Orienteering - Most people are literally lost without GPS

Dihydrogen Monoxide kills thousands of people every year. It should be banned! /s