I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Alright Alex, my guess is: “When will then be now?”

You lemon-stealing whore!!!

Billy Corrigan always sounds like an entitled 13 year old complaining that he didn’t get as many chicken nuggies as his lil sister, and they gave her two sauces but he only got one… AGAIN!!!

Trauma looks different to everyone I guess.

Check out https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yuoFsi2iIi0

If you really wanted to have a good time, you could screen-shot everything as is and make that the desktop, then put all the real shortcuts into a folder on the desktop anywhere and watch the fun ensue

Eta: for extra entertainment, don’t forget to hide the Taskbar

Imperial, obviously: F(reedom)T(ons) and fractions thereof. 1FT is the amount of data that it takes to store the entire King James edition of the New Testament and the Bill of Rights as a PDF.

Guess I’m beer… but I already knew that

Alright Ferb, I know what are going to do today!

The kom.bu.cha! mush.room! peo.ple! sit.ting a.round all day!

Perhaps that anyone of any religion is not also atheist.

Anyone in any theology believes in only their deity, but doesn’t believe in the hundreds of other recorded, historical deities.

Even the theists are atheists.

This is so not untrue that it is almost not funny enough to be a joke. I still have back problems from those days

I think that’s more of an archipelago

“Now, sir. We’re looking at now, now. What’s happening now is happening… now.”

“What happened to then?”

“We missed it.”

“When?!”

“Just now.”

“When will then… be now?”

“Soon.”

All good friend… it’s too easy to get caught up in the emotions of charged politics

If I had to guess, I’d say that they were talking about how it’s barely affordable just to live in some places (wage slaves), and moving yourself and your family to an entire other state takes substantial time and money. Not to mention the emotional difficulty of leaving everyone and everything you know.

The same argument was made about recently freed slaves who had nowhere to go afterward, and how they should just move if they don’t like the continuing slavery-like treatment where they lived.

It does seem very cold and privileged from that perspective to tell someone to just up and leave, but this specific comparison seems unnecessarily impassioned

I don’t think it’s fair to say 40% of Americans.

He only had ~74M votes in the last election, and he still lost. That equates generously to around 1/4 of all Americans (329M), back then. If the support numbers haven’t shifted, that’s still significantly under 25% of Americans that are too stupid to be left alone with a box of crayons.

You obviously don’t understand just how important that guy is

The humpdy dance… is your chance… to do the hump

$100/orphan? Like, is that $100 firm or can we dicker