Kleptocracies gonna klept 🤷

Nah .ml dying is great for the fediverse. Actually the denizens of .ml dying irl would be great for the world too

The motal is he should have had socks too?

Not my cat but I’ve seen cats just do this randomly in sleep

Worse ways to go

Adorable

Improvements in tracking, spyware, advertising… ie general shitification.

It’s only faster at gaming…oh wait it’s slower at that too

Disney is woke.

I shortened it for you.

Sadly, this appears not to be the case. Burnie all the way

The media teams on here chose poorly with this one…cops aren’t exactly popular

Harris is highly disliked. You can’t polish her no matter how much the media teams try. Open conference is the way to go.

Bernie aoc ticket all the way

Trump would have a blond swimsuit model dammit.

Get your act together Ireland! Do it for trek!

I swear this is the strangest racism I’ve seen in a while

If only it wasn’t a popularity contest

Bernie president, aoc vice.

Mic drop

Harris has less chance than Biden. Literally just grab a Labrador, put a blue tie on him and let him do the job - better chance getting elected than Harris.

Jesus definitely got his father’s hair 😂

Or maybe pour some money into Haiti so it isn’t such a hell hole instead?

The best option isn’t just…everyone leaves

Harris to donors:

I know I’m not popular but luckily the presidency isn’t a popularity contest…oh wait.