Sometimes you just need to be told that you bought an over-hyped shitbox from a manufacturer with a known history of quality control issues. You didn’t get a lemon, dude. That dumb fucking thing is functioning exactly as expected.

Drywall seems closest to a viking weapon.

A solid majority of the 2nd amendment crowd will immediately ask what they can do to lick the boot harder. Those motherfuckers love jackbooted authoritarianism as long as it’s aimed at the right minorities.

I grew up in these toxic conservative cultures. It became very clear to me at a young age that there was something deeply wrong with them. I’ve heard exactly what they talk about when they only think that the people in their fucked up tribes are listening.

These aren’t potential allies to reach out to. They are enemies to overcome.

I try to be a Miguel, but I know deep down I’m a day by day Bongus.

Even if the boarding directors fired Musk and did everything they could to disentangle his diseased legacy from the company, Teslas would still be overpriced shitboxes with serious quality control issues.

You have a Frank Miller era Batman in your house.

Sorry dude. Empathy is a weakness and all.

Congrats on her being pathetic, I guess.

Conservative America wants to publicly bitch about petty non-existent grievances while demanding that they be taken seriously.

Let’s see how much worse they can do.

What do you think? Defense Secretary Kevin Sorbo?

With the rest of the performers.

The fact that you don’t know about them says the system is working.

People really have no fucking clue what LLMs are, so they?

That’s just it. Our highest government institutions are now almost entirely by rank dipshits who don’t know how anything works. They’re worse than amateurs. At least amateurs know enough to understand their own shortcomings.

I’m not mad at it.

So many children, yet no family.

Who knows? But imagine how fucking easy it would be for them. What used to take years of asset cultivation can now be done with a text message.

Canada, take care of your garbage.

What’s happening in the US should be a cautionary tale for you.

It ended a while ago. We’re just witnessing the purification.