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pfft you believe the gov’t?

it’s obviously the saucer section that’s been through a time rift. scan for neutrinos or some wormhole shit.

“can I pet that dawg” odds are pretty good that these may be my last words as I attempt to pet some rabid cujo that’s giving me all the clear signals they’re not into it

they’d be great vectors for infiltration.

oh they’ll figure it out real quick when these bots get pwned and become malware vectors against the data centers they’re ‘protecting’

100% dapper and ready for murder.

If there was, they’d reject it anyway. I mean, it’s kinda their thing.

then criticize it for robbing children of their imaginations and producing more e-waste.

there’s plenty of reasons to dislike it.

I don’t believe there’s any AI involved.

yet. wait.

e-waste. they’re depriving kids of imagination and giving them e-waste.

…how much botox are we talking here?

he’s gone full noem

have seen firetrucks in the US literally push cars out of the way. not good for either but lives are at stake. same with idiots that block hydrants - they want to do that, just open the doors (after popping a window or 4 to gain access) and run the hoses through the interior. if people want to play stupid games, they can win stupid prizes.

Watterson was for real. I remember waiting forever for shit I ordered - comics, magazine subs… and now Calvin could place the order in the morning and get it that afternoon, but I don’t know if it’s worth it.

yeah the russians really love this shit on ukraine first responders.

it’s the calling card of a coward leading a coward society.

fuck the nypd.

but two cargo planes? are you referring to the single surveillance plane they run, the cessna caravan? or am I missing something?

I doubt they run cargo, it’s almost certainly kitted out with elint and tracking gear, probably multiple sets of different kinds of cameras (FOVs and zoom) and lots of antennas.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Police_Department_Aviation_Unit

lots of helos.

anyway fuck the nypd, but yeah.

here’s something that still fucking rankles me:

think about all the billions of dollars, year after year, we put into the NSA, CIA, DIA, FBI, and so many other intel orgs - and what good did it do when a treasonous pedophile came knocking?

What’s the fucking point of it all if this is the outcome?

If you’re finding out about things like that on your wedding night… well, that’s a choice.

pffft, he fucking KNEW!

The slime trails? The smell? The flock of seagulls following behind wherever you take her?

He knew and he was down for it.

Congrats. Was reading about the apartment application process for foreigners (giving them gift money for considering your application is a thing?) - that’s daunting. Did you go for a large city or somewhere a bit off the main track?

I don’t think appearance based insults are the way.

mostly agree, which is why when MTG started talking shit about Crockett’s looks, I thought it was a perfect retort.

bitches want to throw hands and not get slapped?

seems to me he’s a fairly mainline dem with genuine christian humanitarian motivations; that said, he’s not a far left populist like sanders.

I think the biggest shame of texas’s redistricting is that we only get one or the other, I’d take both happily.

especially compared to the chuds texas regularly elects.