He didn’t have to edit in defined abs, but he went above and beyond the call.

When I accidentally spilled some (unheated) chicken broth on my dog the other day, I hoped it might teach her a lesson about being in the kitchen when I’m preparing food. It did not.

This’ll probably be an “agree to disagree,” but I think most websites do make good faith efforts to lower bot usage. Not because I trust them or anything, but because the perception that bot spam is out of control is bad for their bottom line. It drives away real users and high bot activity makes advertisers disinclined to trust that the high traffic is of any value.

You’ll trip balls so hard survival isn’t guaranteed.

The tragic thing, though, is that if lemmy ever “takes off”, there’s nothing about it that will make it any more resistant to bots and trolls.

It’s kinda like back when Macs had no viruses, because nobody bothered.

Then your choices are to come home and be slaughtered for the sustenance of the empire, or defect and be slaughtered for the sustenance of their empire.

Can’t forget the nice red uniforms.

He’s setting expectations appropriately with that shirt, what more do you want?

I’m sorry Jon.

Was he actually illiterate? That might have went over my head when I watched it as a kid.

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Well, hygiene practices advance quite a lot between the ages of 5 and 8. Or, at least, “keeping your hands out of disgusting places” practices do.

The only reason it was sitting on its perch in the first place was because it had been nailed there. It has ceased to be.

It’s stone dead.

I don’t know many people that would pay money for food prepared by 5-12 year old hands.

Your hypothetical interpretation is as generous as you can reasonably be. Some people manage to sincerely believe “He had no idea” and it’s ridiculous.

How the fuck do you hear a man say that and sincerely think “He had no idea Epstein was a pedo”?

Mmm, glowing orange juice.

Pulls out dual flathead screwdrivers

En garde!

One of the biggest factors that makes Republicans fascish is the way they use any power they’re given to entrench their positions, something democrats also do a little, but much less than Republicans. Voting for a party you’re less than happy with to keep the much worse party from permanent power is a much more practical and thought-out position than “blue no matter who” would have you believe. It’s disingenuous to liken that to the largely false fear-mongering the right wing media bubble does to convince their voters that the conservative Democrat Joe Biden wants to turn America communist.