You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!
Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What are the modern design trends you hate most?English20·1 day agoUI elements that expand and cover up other UI elements when you mouse over them.
“Flat” color schemes where you can’t even tell where one UI element ends and the other begins.
Infinite scroll instead of pagination.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Since we have a joke for a president I want to know, what cartoon character would you actually vote for to be President of the US?English3·1 day agoHe’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.
Please drink a verification can to continue
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•why do some people (when not speaking french or not a french speaker) put a space before an exclamation or question mark?English18·2 days agoDo you mean before? Putting a space after is pretty standard.
What is love?[space] //after
versus
What is love[space]? //before
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•No True Star Trek Fan would fail this testEnglish6·4 days agoThomas is the one in a Cardassian prison. I wonder how he’s doing.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If someone said “humans suck, but nature is a perfectly beautiful creation 😍” what examples would you think of that show nature being (1) independent of humans and (2) brutal and grotesque?English8·4 days agoSome species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.
Shhhhut up
I’m an elk, a Mason, a communist. I’m the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is. The Stonecutters.
I don’t remember the brand or specs. I only remember that it ran MS-DOS and had an orange monochrome monitor.
Melllvar@startrek.websitetoNiceMemes@sopuli.xyz•Anyone else remember these? I loved them as a kidEnglish2·5 days agoStares in Care Bear
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto politics @lemmy.world•FEMA staff confused after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources sayEnglish6·5 days agoBrownie, you’re doing a heckuva job
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto World News@lemmy.world•Going to an office and pretending to work: A business that’s booming in ChinaEnglish17·5 days agoReminds me of the internet legend known as The Forgotten Employee
We are Linux. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your hard drive will be reformatted to service us. Resistance is futile.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Daystrom Institute@startrek.website•Why did Richard Daystrom get a research organization named after them?English18·9 days agoHe was already famous for inventing duotronics, and the M-5 debacle was probably classified or otherwise not common knowledge.
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto Trees@lemmy.world•Trees? But cannabis isn't a tree... is it?English22·10 days agoFor trees see: !marijuanaenthusiasts@lemmy.world
Melllvar@startrek.websiteto World News@lemmy.world•Trump says Canada would pay $61B for Golden Dome, but zero as ’51st state’English7·10 days agoWouldn’t it be states 51-60?
Generally it will work on any mortal except dwarves.








Usually only the first time. Subsequent playthroughs no.